Folks say that if you listen real close at the height of the full moon, when the wind is blowin' off Nantucket Sound from the nor' east and the dogs are howlin' for no earthly reason, you can hear the awful screams of the crew of the "Ellie May," a sturdy whaler Captained by John McTavish; for it was on just such a night when the rum was flowin' and, Davey Jones be damned, big John brought his men on deck for the first of several screaming contests." WINS THE CONTEST FOR THE WORST OPENING LINE FOR A STORY...
Now we have contests for being bad. Here is the challenge. Who can write the worst joke?
F YOU Marconi returns after an extremely long and inexcusable absence. Apologies, groveling, and lame excuses. Full frontal assults on everything. Just how you remembered.
